holy shit i just caught up to the newest paradox space comic and. it is going soooooooooooooo good….its by kc green so. thas probs y. and its sbahj….its rly goooooooood

omfg now whenever i hear some1 say gender irl im like….r they tran. do they kno of tran. i dont think they do its a common word but now i only associate it in relation to trans stuff and not the gender binary everyone else does. wat a way to live

bogsaint:

STOP SEXUALIZING PIZZA STEVE

y did 4 ppl read that long ass shit i wrote dont torture urselves like that

hallowonchie:

why does uncle grandpa even have a follower base

bogsaint:

OHHHHH MY GOD We just saw a post in the aunt grandma tag that’s like “if you think aunt grandma’s design is sexist… have you considered that you yourself may be sexist?” and I’m dying

person who just saw a guy kill some1: what the fuck did you just kill that person????

guy who killed that person: if you think that i killed this person, the one here on the ground next to me, have you considered….maybe youre the one who killed them??

hrrm i agree but the comment about the genes feels a lil ableist to me idk

yeah i agree, i just couldnt think of a way to say wat i meant w/o it sounding like that….which probably means any way i say it will sound ableist, so ill change it. thanks for telling me i rly appreciate it!!! n_n

my weird manic brain was thinkin about how everything has been going rly good for me as in, when i went shopping i found a lot of clothes i liked, and more ppl r talking to me and everyone thinks the same thing i do about sexy uncle grandpa, and therefor i have probably like merged w the universe n it gifted me w/ all this cool shit.

but i only thought that for half a second n my cool calm connected brain was like: u havent gone shopping in a rly long time so u havent found clothes u liked cuz u didnt go looking for them till now, more ppl r talking to u bcuz u r talking more online and saying cool interesting things cuz of ur manic shit, n ppl r apparently enjoying that (i dont blame u im luvin this too)

a lot of people on tumblr kinda dont like misogyny n the objectification of women and the inability of ppl working in media to possibly show a female thats anything but “”extremely”” attractive (aka thin waist, big boobs butt eyes lips, etc, small everything else), and everyone hates uncle grandpa so much. so so much.

also things havent all been perfect, u got let go of @ that medical office for a shitty ass reason that wasnt even remotely ur fault n that made u super bummed, tho i guess u werent gonna work there anyway n u didnt wanna b there that day since u knew u werent gonna choose that office as ur full time job. tho thats nuthin to do w the universe as some intervening force, i probably outwardly showed in some way i wasnt happy to b there n that interfered w how i worked too n the doc picked up on that n let me go.

also ur mom has been like. so shitty. so wow shitty she has Never been this much of a stinky big poo poo before in my life i dont think ? yah. not fun with her. she bought me cool shit and im very thankful of her for that. as well as for the times shes not saying EXTREMELY racist, sexist, ableist, & homophobic things directly in my face and ear area where i can hear it, in my ear? yeah. but she still says it too much. which any amount possible is too much. 

also the person who will now b ur boss smells rly bad wow. 

so  YEAH no helpful universe, u r just in a rly positive mood n r only picking up on the positive things and trying to let go of the bad, n being in a positive mood gives u more of a chance of having positive things happen to u, especially when it has to do w other ppl. who mostly like other nice happy ppl.

OK Y DID I WRITE LIKE AN ESSA Y ABOUT THIS NO ONE HAS READ TILL THE END. BYE EVERYONE. AS IN EVERY 1 PERSON WHO READ THIS ALL AND THAT IS ONLY ME BYE ME! :+)

IM ALUGHIGN SO HARD EVERYONES REACTIONS TO SEXY UNCLE GRANDPA FEMALE IN THE TAGS IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS MINE, as in : what the fuck is this , this is horrifying, but i also dont give a shit.

i love it im one with this world. 

u rly need to make Sexy cis female version of uncle grandpa like really. really really. why would she be hot. pls look at uncle grandpa. why the  HELL would anyone who is supposedly in his family look like the naked ginger girls from ren and stimpy. IM SO MAD ABOUT THIS BUT I ALSO CARE SO LITTLE ??? ok bye

unclegrandpadosramland:

Aunt Grandma. This Thursday (10/2/14) @ 7:30.
Design by: David Gemmill, Myke Chilian & Mark Colangelo

unclegrandpadosramland:

Aunt Grandma. This Thursday (10/2/14) @ 7:30.

Design by: David Gemmill, Myke Chilian & Mark Colangelo

oelm:

artemispanthar:

kasukasukasumisty:

pinkiepiebones:

how do the crystal gems react to steven losing his baby teeth

WHERE DID WE GO WRONG WHERE DID WE GO WROOONG

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*frantically tries to shove them back in*

this is 100000% gold I—-

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cisworu:

to summarize, Gerard Way:

  • has had Gender Feels
  • uses They pronouns on their official facebook

thank you and good night